MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
cosplay more like co$play
More like €o$p£a¥
how did you all miss cospay
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
my sisters dad
there is a such thing as half-siblings hello