people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness
do you ever write a tag, and think, damn, i hope whoever reblogs this from me copy and pastes that, cause that’s some hilarious shit there
u kno when you really really wanna be somebody’s friend and u admire them from a far like “i wanna be your friend" then you actually become their friend
im a cool social justice blogger whenever you say something offensive i will lower my shades and shake my head at you and whisper “not cool” and you will be so ashamed by your ignorance and problematic behavior and you will hang your head in shame because you are no longer cool in my book B)
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes
I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS