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Conversation with my very religious mother

Me:did you know that it is a sin to where that shirt and you could go to hell?
Mom:
Me:I mean it has mixed fabrics.
Me:According to the bible, that's a sin.
Mom:show me where it says that
Me:levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
Me:so why are people doing that with homosexuality

Ezra Miller

” I am very much in love with no one in particular .”

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albus severus potter:dad you were totally a jock
harry potter:i was not
albus severus potter:dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this
harry potter:i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight
ginny potter:honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund

dancinbutterfly:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I would read a novel about these two.

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thebestworstidea:

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

Salem was such a good character no one cared he was a bad puppet.

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waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

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jobforafuckboy:

friend: “hey can i borrow your phone”
me: “ye one sec”

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