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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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ireallyhatecornnuts:

books-are-my-entire-life:

estrellaestallando:

books-are-my-entire-life:

I am a potato in a field of flowers.

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these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?

this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with

Potato plants are a member of the nightshade family and is toxic so you also have the potential to poison your enemies (with you know, the leaves and stems, not the roots that we eat).

The more you know.

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

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blackvassal:

soulgems:

I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”

children

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littlekiwi37:

bubblydictcumberbath:

this show i swear to god

THIS IS THE LEAST BLATANT, BUT THE FUNNIEST, BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE IN THE SHOW

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deepteadiver:

The real question is how did Mark Ruffalo manage to score the url markruffalo

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(Source: donkos, via whatifiminslytherin)

joolabee:

i think the main reason why i love cap is because he jumped on the grenade. that was the best, bravest, most wonderful, selfless, amazing thing. he was just gonna save them. he was going to die in boot camp because that’s how brave he was. and tommy lee jones was wrong and stanely tucci was right. cap is so brave and good, and true. i love him, he is amazing. he has the sweetest most honest heart, he is amazing. his weapon is a shield. a shield, that’s his weapon. i’m crying

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